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Absolutely One Human Man

Absolutely One Human Man

Regular price $900.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $900.00 USD
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Absolutely One Human Man is my love letter to chaotic snack-goblins everywhere. Yes, he’s holding ice cream. Yes, he’s oddly lumpy. No, you may not look too closely at the knees.

Perfect for collectors of dark whimsy, lovers of trash-panda tomfoolery, and anyone who knows the power of looking Official while committing minor snack-based fraud. Adopt this ridiculous masterpiece and let him /them bring a little joyful chaos to your home, studio, or secret lair.

Mixed media art doll incorporates dry preserved animal parts sourced from roadkill.

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