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Big Daddy Christmas
Big Daddy Christmas
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Ho Ho Holy hell! What is that thing??
Say hello to the jolliest holiday troublemaker to slink out of the North Pole after dark. Big Daddy Christmas will get you off and on the Naughty List at the same time.
Wrapped in scandalous red satin, dripping in faux-fur authority, and armed with a candy cane that ain't compensatin' for nuthin', this rakish raccoon is here to sleigh… in every sense.
This piece brings you:
🔥 The “I deliver packages—if you know what I mean” energy
🔥 A luxurious coat that whispers “ho ho ho” with menace
🔥 Sunglasses that say “I haven’t been sober since Halloween”
🔥 The undeniable vibe of a Santa who knows what happens under the mistletoe
Perfect for collectors of dark humor, lovers of chaotic charm, or anyone who believes Christmas should come with a wink and a questionable decision or two.
🎄 Bring Big Daddy Christmas home and let him add a little spice, a little sass, and a whole lot of “you up?” energy to your holiday décor.
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