Foul, Fowl Man

You just know the Mother Fucking turkey is gonna try to pardon itself this year.

This figure combines preserved materials from food farm waste with tailored miniature clothing, transforming a humble bird into a swaggering symbol of vanity and power.

A conversation piece that skewers ego and excess with tongue-in-cheek precision. Comes with East Wing and West Wing already torn off and fed to the highest birder.

Each detail is crafted by hand — from the carefully posed stance to the custom-ill-fittted suit — making this a one-of-a-kind collectible for lovers of surrealism, satire, and statement art.

18 inches tall, 10 inch arm span.

Materials: Preserved turkey parts, fabric, steel, cotton.

Ships with care and humor included