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Happy Xmas

Happy Xmas

Regular price $450.00 USD
Regular price $500.00 USD Sale price $450.00 USD
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All I said was "Happy Holidays."

The woman assigned to watch over all of us self-checker-outers said in an unfriendly voice, "Merry Christmas. Jesus is the reason for the season. 

So i went home and Googled images of Jesus. 

Did I do this right? I think I nailed it. 

Mummified Opossum Head, feet, and tail on steel armature with cotton body. The 2 AA batteries required for the Christmas lights are not included. However, shipping for this substantially sized and weighted piece are (within continental U.S.)

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