All I said was "Happy Holidays."
The woman assigned to watch over all of us self-checker-outers said in an unfriendly voice, "Merry Christmas. Jesus is the reason for the season.
So i went home and Googled images of Jesus.
Did I do this right? I think I nailed it.
Mummified Opossum Head, feet, and tail on steel armature with cotton body. The 2 AA batteries required for the Christmas lights are not included. However, shipping for this substantially sized and weighted piece are (within continental U.S.)
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