Mombie

noun: a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding sechedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed.  Runs almost exclusively on Starbucks

OOAK anthropomorphic art doll made of mummified rabbit head with glow in the dark zombie eyes, cotton body, steel armature, porcelain limbs, and copious amounts of caffein.

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