Tea Party of the Damned
Ringmaster of the Shit Show
Ringmaster of the Shit Show
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Ladies, gentlemen, and creatures who defy classification, may I present: Ringmaster of the ShitShow — the impeccably dressed disaster coordinator you wish you had at your last family gathering. Here he is, available for your next!
Adopt him today and let him bring a little curated catastrophe to your living room, studio, or altar of beautiful mistakes. Perfect for collectors of oddities, circus enthusiasts, dark humor devotees, and anyone who identifies spiritually with the phrase “I’m doing my best, but the tent is on fire.”
🎪 One-of-a-kind
🎪 Mixed-media, couture costuming
🎪Preserved road kill, textiles, galvanized steel
🎪 Morbidly playful, theatrically absurd
🎪 24" tall (19 inches without stand)
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