Tea Party of the Damned
Yo Ho Ho
Yo Ho Ho
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I really did it. I dared ask what no one else would: What if Santa was a pirate, but wait for it, ALSO a dead raccoon??
Dry preserved raccoon head, limbs, and tail on steel armature and cotton body. Frock and trousers of the softest, squishiest floof I could find.

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