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Tea Party of the Damned

Yo Ho Ho

Yo Ho Ho

Regular price $355.00 USD
Regular price $375.00 USD Sale price $355.00 USD
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I really did it. I dared ask what no one else would: What if Santa was a pirate, but wait for it, ALSO a dead raccoon??

Dry preserved raccoon head, limbs, and tail on steel armature and cotton body.  Frock and trousers of the softest, squishiest floof I could find.

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